- Voltaire

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

    - George Bernard Shaw

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

    - Albert Einstein

Democracy is the worst form of government -- except for all the others.

    - Winston Churchill

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

    - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks.

    - Barrymore

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

    - Drew Stepens

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.

    - Keynes

Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew Passion' on a ukelele.

    - Bagdikian

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

    - Laurence J. Peter

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

    - Albert Einstein

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

    - Anonymous

If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

    - Thomas Pynchon

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them.

    - Robert G. Ingersoll